We don’t know who penned this but thought it might give you a wee laugh.
What oor Rabbie Burns would haa made of all this.
Tae a Virus
Twa months agae, we didna ken,
Yer name or ocht aboot ye
But lots of things have changes since then,
I really must salute ye
Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
Yer feeding like a gannet
Disruption caused, is so immense,
Ye’ve shaken our wee planet.
Corona used tae be a beer,
They garnished it wae limes
But noo it’s filled us all wae fear
These days, are scary times
Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips,
It’s whit they awe advise
But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips
That’ how we’ll awe survive
Just stay inside, the hoose, ye bide
Nae sneakin oot for strolls
Just check the lavy every hoor
And stock-take yaa loo rolls
Wae holidays have ae-been put off
Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
Pit oan yer thermals, have a laff
And paddle ‘doon the waater’
Canary isles, noo for a while
Nae need for ya sun cream
And awe because o this wee bug
We ken tae be…..19
Booredom surely will set in,
But haave a read, or doodle
Or plan yer menu for the month
Wi 95 pot noodles.
When these run oot, just look aboot
A change, it would be nice
We’ve beans and pasta By the ton
And twenty stane o rice.
So dinny think yeall wipe us oot
Aye true, a few have died
Bubonic, bird flu, and TB
They came, they left, they tried
Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
As ye lowp fae cup tae cup
But when we get oor vaccine
Yer number will be up.